Lead Vocal, Keyboards, Guitar
Gabor is a member of the Royal Family of Great Britain and is 6th in line to the throne. Fortunately, there is very little chance of him becoming King, which is good news for Brother Tim and his fans.
Gabor makes very few public appearances. He lives on a large farm in Northern Illinois that is mostly inaccessible to the prying eyes of media, papparrazi, and his family. He is well known as the spokesman for the American Cattle Industry, and he owns the largest herd of bison East of the Mississippi.
Gabor's vocal cords and hands are insured through Lloyd's of London for a very large sum. His insurance policy prohibits him from skydiving, horse- back riding, and performing yard work with machines.
Bass Guitar, Vocals, and Sound Man
What an amazing musical career. As a writer, Steve has written 13 songs that have gone to Number 1 on the Billboard Rock chart. As a player, he has played bass guitar for the most famous artists, on the biggest tours, on the biggest stages in the world.
As a vocalist, he has been the featured performer on the famous Opera stages in Budapest, Salzburg, New York, Dublin, Crystal Lake, Janesville, and Woodstock IL. As a dancer, he toured all over the world with Riverdance, The Lion King, and Hair. What more is there to do you say? Steve wanted to return home and play taverns and Farmers’ Markets in a cover band. Welcome Home Steve!!!
Lead Guitar, Vocals
Mark is a Shaman and Soothsayer by birth. Since the age of 12, he has been consulted and hired by governments and gamblers to predict rain, wind, pestilence, and world championships. Mark must be able to leave on a moments notice to meet with a client, and therefore a small plane is always staged within 200 yards of a Brother Tim show. Look for it next time.
Mark is a public transportation expert. He has security clearance to obtain access to the flight tower at any airport in the United States. He is an honorary Metra Conductor, and has the authority to assume command of any Metra train at any time.
Art is one of 9 documented persons to have met a Yeti. Fortunately he took both audio and video recording of his interaction. The world now knows the truth. Thank you for your bravery Art.
Art is widely acknowledged as the greatest living drummer. That tag comes with a cost, both personally and professionally. Similar to many people of brilliance, Art is “quirky.” As many fans have experienced, he will not make eye contact, and is prone to hysterics when it does occur. That being said, Art is gentle and kind, and will not cause injury to anyone, and that is a guarantee the band will honor, and make good on.
Art’s perfection with percussion also applies to air travel - he has a “gift.” Although he is not officially licensed, Art has never met a plane he couldn’t fly. Airplane manufacturers frequently invite him to test fly their new designs, and he has been to space more than a dozen times.
Joe is a direct descendant of Ludwig von Beethoven. The family has been making music continually since their famous ancestor, and Joe faced tremendous pressure as a young boy to follow in these huge footsteps. Fortunately for Joe, he has very little, if any, musical skills. This allowed him the freedom to focus on other pursuits and hobbies.
Joe collects patches from police departments all over the world, with a special concentration on Eastern European law enforcement agencies. He is a “life-long learner,” and owns many leather-bound books.